EVERY FOUR WEEKS.. YOUR CYCLE

Women have a cycle,
It appears that you do to.
Every first week of the month
With so much work to do.

Working such long hours
You just  become a grouch
All you want to do
Is relax upon the couch

Not much for conversation
At other times it's true
But at this time its clear to me
No talking will you do

Its okay my honey
I understand the mood
You just want to relax a bit
And eat some good hot food.

You do not want to dither
And talk of other things
You do not want discussions
About our wedding rings

You want to be left alone
With quiet thoughts and read
Or watching television
That is really all you need

Just tuning out the need to think
And zoning out awhile
Restoring your good humor
And bringing back your smile

There are no pills to help this
Like PMS'ers do
The pill takes all the symptoms out
Relieving them it's true.

I'll try to remember
Each month during this week
You do not want conversation
You do not want to speak.

Perhaps communication
Of another type will do
It's good for stress relieving
I like it, what about you?

I could come to like this cycle
So very much indeed
And look forward to it every month
And wish each day God's speed.

Is that a naughty pattern?
It's my idea of fun
I'll simply hold you captive
Until the "deed" is done.

Somehow I think you won't mind
The captive role you'll play
You'll lay back and enjoy it
Looking forward to the next day.

The whole week could be blissful
But maybe you'll need sleep
I'll bed you down a little early
Upon my rug from sheep.

A cozy little snuggle
A comfortable soft bed.
And wonderful activity
You heard, that's what I said.

Good exercise is needed
And that is the best kind
We'll just "work out" together
Best exercise you'll find.

What do you think honey?
Do you like my little plan?
I thought so. I just knew you would
Oh yeah, You are THE MAN!

(written for me, because sometime I get moody and she figured out recently that I am in a cycle)